PB + J = <3

i have the greatest roommate. so far, 90% of our conversations have revolved around the fact that i am white and think a peanut butter sandwich is a perfectly acceptable dinner. secretly, i know huy (pronounced hweee, i think -- i'm not very good at saying in without raising my voice an octave) loves my pink heart sandwich cutter. and he is also in love with my bright pink dishes and plastic animal-shaped silverware. side note: unfortunately, noticeably absent from these photos is my plastic skull mug that is a perfect accessory to heart-shaped dinner. a picture is forthcoming. and thanks kim.

if huy's not scared off by my first night here, i don't think i'll be getting my written notice to vacate anytime soon. first, we watched a special on conjoined twins on the national geographic channel and i was NOT very sympathetic or understanding or polite or any positive adjective regarding their plight. especially the two 45-year-old women who were connected at the forehead. the leg-less one sat on a stool, while the big fat one pushed her around. and the fat one destroyed their collective cholesterol with her bad habits but always got to face the table whenever they were eating.

then, about a half-hour after i finally dragged my zombie-ed ass to bed, i had a dream that my mom was backing over me with an 18-wheeler ... which caused me to scream at the top of my lungs. huy was pretty understanding that his new roommate might be a psycho with disturbing dreams where family members attempt to kill her -- and he thought i'd just fallen out of bed haha.

other great things about huy: he rewired his whole car. (twice because he messed up the first time. :) the only decoration in the living room is a spiderman pillow. he doesn't mind taking pictures of me cutting my peanut butter sandwich into hearts. he has helped expand my vocabulary to include phrases like ghost riding the whip. and he is a clemson football fan ! although i'm not sure he realizes this yet.

next week i start a temporary job as a receptionist -- that's 7 years higher education put to good use -- while i continue looking for a job. yippy. obviously i have some untapped skills -- i can type 100+ word per minute with 0 mistakes. however, i performed miserably on a test of microsoft word.